Bex vs. Car Alarms

Well, It's just me, this time, since Li's busy dancing around behind my chair like a maniac to "Dragostea Din Tei." xD It's quite entertaining, actually.

So anyways, I was lying in bed at three in the morning last night. Which is to be expected, right? Anyway, I'm drifting off to sleep, when I hear this ear-splitting, unbelievably obnoxious racket from next door.

Yeah.

It was a car alarm.

Honestly. Who invented these infernal things? Who decided that it'd be a good idea to give a car the ability to pop the eardrums of anyone within a five mile radius? Is this a joke?

And they don't even serve their purpose.

Tell me, when was the last time you heard a car alarm and thought,

"Oh, my goodness! That vehicle must be in danger of theft!!!!"

No. You think, "TURN THAT GODDAMN THING OFF, ALREADY!"

Jeez. And not only are they obnoxiously loud, but they come in different "melodies." I've collected a list of "onomatopeia" I guess.

WHEEEWOOWEEEWOOOWEEEWWOOO.

WAAAH. WAAAH. WAAAAH. WAAAH.

DWOOP? DWOOP? DWOOP? DWOOP? DWOOP?

EEP! EEP! EEP! EEP! EEP!

You get the picture.

Sometimes I wonder, what would it be like if all animals made these noises? It'd be hell on earth. Mating calls. Ugh.

These things are so UNNATURAL.

I want to find the douche that invented this, drag him into the street, and shoot him. :)

                    Thanks for listening.
                                                       ~Sincere-Li--Bex.